It's a wonderful thing for people to come together on the internet and play games.

It's great to meet to new people and make new friends. It's great to just hang out. But some anti-social broken assholes see it as an opportunity to make other people feel bad.

We made Crash Party to have fun. We want you to have fun. If you're not here to have fun, please fuck off.

I hope you read this so you get a sense of what the general vibe is here. I hope you agree with these things. I hope you are have a great time here and if you aren't I want to hear from you so we can fix it! If you are somehow a fundamentally broken person, you aren't welcome here.

Here's some rules / guidelines to just be a good person. If you have any ideas on stuff we should add or change, please let us know!

This might be the place for you if:

  • You like having fun
  • You want to play games
  • You are nice
  • You are creative
  • You like to make things
  • You care about other people
  • You grew up with Nintendo
  • You're a weirdo
  • You have weirdo friends
  • You like music other people don't think is cool
  • You hate war
  • You just want to be happy
  • You watched Mr Rogers growing up

This is definitely not the place for you if:

  • You're an asshole
  • You're a child
  • You work in finance
  • You like Gary Vaynerchuk
  • You're into crypto
  • You like Drake
  • You think it's ok when a government kills children
  • You went to Harvard Business School
  • You like to tell people how much you like a god / gods
  • You look up to Elon Musk
  • You look up to Sam Altman
  • You would do anything to be rich
  • You think people of a different color, religion, sexual orientation, gender than you is lesser than you